I do not know where to begin; but then, this is something that does not know when to begin either. I am hardly alone.
(error… error… error…)
This is not my problem, and yet, of course it is my problem. I am the titular hypocrite (as you are, now, sorry about that).
Rosie Šnajdr is an author, editor, and academic. Her work has appeared in The Cambridge Literary Review, Liberating the Canon: An Anthology of Innovative Literature (Dostoyevsky Wannabe), and is forthcoming in TOTAL CANT (Cant Books).
Emma Miles is an English graduate and writer, with a particular interest in typography. She is most commonly found pretending to be other people. @emnatashamiles
A Hypocritical Reader is published by Dostoyevsky Wannabe. Author bio courtesy of the same.